Baker: Christmas Kaleidoscope

- Kathy Baker

SHOPPING: What should we get for Uncle Impossible? Where can we find that widget Dad wants? We’re blowing the budget, Marion! But, John, it adds up; we have so many to buy for! Where did I hide Mildred’s gift? I’ve torn this house apart and I can’t find it. I know it’s here somewhere. How could I draw Grinella’s name AGAIN for the family gift exchange? She hates everything, and I’ve picked her name six years in a row. I think it’s a conspiracy.  

No, honey, I’m afraid we can’t afford to get Grandma a Jaguar…besides, she’s half blind and doesn’t know how to drive. What on earth should I get for Bob’s girlfriend? It has to be something special, but not too special; what if they break up? I’m sure Mrs. Snippit will love the Taylor Swift doll, dear. All teachers do. 

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