Round Two: Fools need a whole month

Round Two: Fools need a whole month

- Tom Hardesty

April having come and gone, it got me thinking: April Fools’ Day just doesn’t cut it. Yeah, it’s a day for jokes, pranks and assorted other mischief, some of which are repeated year after year, others which are new and inventive. Some are clever, others are downright cruel. Some result in belly laughs and guffaws, others in fistfights.

But one day isn’t nearly enough. I think we need more than just April 1 to fit in all the shenanigans.

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