Been There, Done That: Porch problems

- Laura Nethken

Dave and I finally paid off our mortgage after 28 years. Yay! And promptly went into debt with new windows, roof and siding. Yay? Yes, yay! We’re really planning for light bills of about half what we’re used to. Aesthetically, our house has much more curb appeal now. That’s been a long time coming. But just like when we got the new couch 20 years ago, everything else starts looking shabby in comparison. Stuff I never noticed before now sticks out like a sore thumb.

Back then, the simple acquisition of a couch prompted a full-on overhaul of the living room, complete with new carpet, paint, tables, lamps, curtains, the whole kit and kaboodle. This time, it’s just the porches that are looking old and worn out.

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